Excerpt from Travel Diary #1

At The Airport

- Converted $450 + an extra $10.55 into 30,000 at a shitass exchange rate of around 67.1 FUCK

- Ella dressing tomboy style got pulled aside at Customs for an extra explosives frisk

- For some reason i thought about which song i'd want played at my funeral, "Non, Je Nen Regrette Rien" - Edith Piaf

- Caught the Narita express the Meguro to dump our shit down first

- When we landed we went shopping at Harajuku? (i've already started to forget names and details and shit) and won about 8 bears from the gadget machines but i didn't get a blue one FARK

- Amazing how clean Japanese streets are, barely any rubbish could be seen, apparently the result of a Government initiative against an epidemic in the past

- Went to a ramen place that night where the serving girl knew Chinese which was awesome, Alfred got all serious and debating about language learning.

-  Lewis got too sick so he slept on the bed with Alfred and i got the couch :D

 Day 2

- Alfred woke up from my snoring apparently and he locked his own key in his luggage bahahaha

- Suica Machines are bloody awesome and the train system is 10000000x better than Australias, you load Suica cards up with money and just beep it at the gates plus the train services arrive once every 2 or 3 mins, god i miss this service it can also be used at vending machines 

-  Meet up with Ai (one of the Jap peeps who came to Australia last time) and we went to Tokyo Tower, language barriers were essential in the creation of the awkward atmosphere (Belonging and shit)

- Unfortunately Tokyo Tower was under renovating so we didn't get to climb.

- We went to a Shrine afterwards in Asakusa where Alfred drank the water that was supposed to be used for washing hands (purification before entering the shrine) not noticing that two old guys had spat some water back into the water, i almost pissed myself laughing 

- Got a negative fortune but being the rebel i am i didn't tie it on the holy tree to cancel out the negative luck

No.1 41 - The Final and Last Fortune

Though so many articles are kept around you, you can;t get them in your hand. You may get deficit and harm sometimes. Be very careful, that your house will be burnt so keep a thick guard around your house. Do believe in God, guard yourself with deep care then you future will be in peace forever.

*The lost article will not be found*

*You will have to wait a long time for the person you want to meet*

*Stop any kind of relationship, marriage and new employment*

YEAH FUCK THAT SHIT