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Sunday 2 December 2012

A Very Short Lesson in Genetics for Creationists


1. Eve was made from Adam’s rib, this means they had the exact same DNA.

2. Their children had the exact same DNA.

3. There are more than 6000 genetic diseases today.

4. According to all scientific knowledge, it is impossible to accumulate 6000 disease causing mutations within 6000 years. Not even in 6000 generations.

5. Conclusions: 

a) This story is quite clearly and obviously a fable by someone who had no idea about genetics.

b) Humans have existed for a lot more than 6000 years.
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But come on, who needs to be told this to know that the Bible is absolute bullshit? The mere concept of a giant floating man who preaches to his people to be good but commits genocide as easily as an old person lets loose a fart is absolutely insane. 

(It has been estimated that between two to thirty three million people are killed in the bible as a direct result of God; the devil only killed ten but this was due to God allowing a bet on these people’s lives)

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