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Thursday 20 December 2012

Science is Interesting, if you don't agree you can Fuck Off





Quarks make up protons, electrons, and neutrons (kind of still a pseudoscience right now)

FACT:

Neturons
and protons form the nucleus, which is orbited by electrons. This is an atom.

Electrons
are shared between multiple atoms, bonding the atoms to make molecules.

Molecules
share their electrons (the ones on the edges) with other electrons. This makes up all kinds of matter, ranging from gasses-liquids-solids-plasma Example: Water.


Sometimes so many different types of matter combine and interact in a way that just might cause it to LIVE. This living thing is called a cell. It contains DNA which is formed from molecules. And other little "organelles" which are formed from molecules.
This CELL multiples. It becomes millions of cells. That becomes billions of cells, which in turn becomes trillions of cell. This is called a HUMAN.

Humans live on
EARTH. A planet composed of protons, neutrons and electrons (potentially quarks). This EARTH is 1 of 8 planets, which revolve around SUN


 
SUN is composed mainly many many "1 proton, with 1 revolving electron" type atoms called HYDROGEN.

This Hydrogen has a mass, which causes it to be attracted to other hydrogen atoms. This is called
GRAVITY. I have no fucking clue how gravity works. If you find out, let me know.
              

GRAVITY causes the hydrogen to "suck" more hydrogen to it. Causes a big ball of hydrogen. The bigger it grows, the heavier it gets, the more it attracts, the bigger it grows. Pressure increases. As pressure increases, space between hydrogen atoms decreases. When this happens, they start to HIT each other. Creating friction, and heat.

When they get
HOT and TIGHT enough, the PROTONS from the nucleus actually begin to TOUCH. They form new molecules, with 2 protons and 2 electrons: HELIUM! 

 

Helium
is dope shit, when you inhale it you may black or just get really dizzy. It makes your voice squeaky.

TL;DR - Quarks make your voice squeaky (maybe)


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